Good evening, sirs.
I am de Killer.
Perhaps you've heard of the conch card assassin. That would be me. I am a professional. If a client has the cash, I will kill someone for them. I am efficient, and I do not judge my client's intentions. I strongly believe in trust between myself and my client, and I never give up on a job until the contract is ended.
To those who are reading this that are concerned with the law, don't bother trying to trace this post. I am using an undetectable proxy. Even so, I still advise you not to try, unless you are interested in getting on my bad side...
I will get to the point now.
I have recently been experiencing problems with my normal outlet for procuring new clients, so I am trying something new. If you have the money for it, I will carry out a hit for you. I also take requests for the method or time of the kill, but be warned that such specifics will raise the price.
I must always meet my clients in person before a contract can me made. If you have a job for me, leave me a message here. All comments are screened and confidential. After you leave a message, please wait, and I will meet with you. I'll find you and introduce myself to you at a random time and place so that we can personally form a trust of one another. I will likely appear before you within two weeks.
If you wish to learn more about my work, I will soon be making public and untraceable journal entries about my hits. Information about my clients will be kept hidden, but I never try to disguise my own work. Please keep an eye on my journal if you are interested.
((OOC: So yeah, pretend you can't see other people's comments here. :D))