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Aiding and Abetting
A Post GS3 RPG
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18th-Apr-2008 04:21 pm
Good evening, sirs.

I am de Killer.

Perhaps you've heard of the conch card assassin. That would be me. I am a professional. If a client has the cash, I will kill someone for them. I am efficient, and I do not judge my client's intentions. I strongly believe in trust between myself and my client, and I never give up on a job until the contract is ended.

To those who are reading this that are concerned with the law, don't bother trying to trace this post. I am using an undetectable proxy. Even so, I still advise you not to try, unless you are interested in getting on my bad side...

I will get to the point now.

I have recently been experiencing problems with my normal outlet for procuring new clients, so I am trying something new. If you have the money for it, I will carry out a hit for you. I also take requests for the method or time of the kill, but be warned that such specifics will raise the price.

I must always meet my clients in person before a contract can me made. If you have a job for me, leave me a message here. All comments are screened and confidential. After you leave a message, please wait, and I will meet with you. I'll find you and introduce myself to you at a random time and place so that we can personally form a trust of one another. I will likely appear before you within two weeks.

If you wish to learn more about my work, I will soon be making public and untraceable journal entries about my hits. Information about my clients will be kept hidden, but I never try to disguise my own work. Please keep an eye on my journal if you are interested.

Thank you.

((OOC: So yeah, pretend you can't see other people's comments here. :D))
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18th-Apr-2008 09:03 pm (UTC)
You are certainly of a bold sort, aren't you?
18th-Apr-2008 09:10 pm (UTC)
I rather doubt I am taking any risks, sir. Rest assured, I took the necessary precautions. Now do tell, what sort of purpose does your presence in commenting here bring?
18th-Apr-2008 10:13 pm (UTC)
None in particular.

Sloppy criminals are the ones who end up getting caught, but I am sure that you are aware of that already,
19th-Apr-2008 01:03 am (UTC)
Of course. I am a professional, and a de Killer has never been captured.
20th-Apr-2008 05:47 am (UTC) - 1/2
20th-Apr-2008 05:47 am (UTC)
Only it's actually kind of a lot different, and I actually only do what I do because I have to now...
20th-Apr-2008 06:11 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure if I've heard of you before. Tell me, do you leave a card at the scene when you complete a hit?
21st-Apr-2008 02:00 am (UTC)
Yes, I do! But I can't tell you anything about it...
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